Let’s skip the preamble — these are the five tees making noise (and clearing carts) this week. You’ve been warned.
**1. Eat The Rich Tee**
Back for round two. Last time, it sold out in hours. Same energy, new batch.
**2. Dolly. Loretta. Patsy. Reba.**
This one’s for the southern sirens and dive bar feminists. Icon behavior only.
**3. Captain of the Rackette Club**
You’re not just wearing the merch — you’re running the place. Leadership looks good on you.
**4. Extra Salty Tee**
Backhanded compliments. Snappy comebacks. This tee says what your face doesn’t have to.
**5. Hexual Healing**
Our witchy bestseller — back in stock just in time for full moon energy.
_All tees are printed in limited runs. Translation: if you want it, now’s the time._
